claphne:

send help
claphne:

send help

claphne:

send help

superwholockpottervenger:

rneowies:

rneowies:

i love star trek!!!!

image

guys people think that i think this is actually star trek i dont want to be remembered like this

set phasers to fruit salad 

(Source: jellys)

emilliecanteven:

ltalian:

that’s exactly what someone who’s dating their dad would say

Swiggity swag he’s dating his dad

(Source: real-tweets)

awidesetvagina:

this is still the best story ever told at a talk show

trmanblck:

aries: assassin
taurus: money laundering
gemini: con artist
cancer: psychopathic killer
leo: violent protest leader
virgo: burglar
libra: murderer
scorpio: cult leader
sagittarius: pick pocket
capricorn: fraud
aquarius: hacker
pisces: drug dealer

biddie5:

If I don’t become famous for this I’m going to be sad
biddie5:

If I don’t become famous for this I’m going to be sad
biddie5:

If I don’t become famous for this I’m going to be sad
biddie5:

If I don’t become famous for this I’m going to be sad

biddie5:

If I don’t become famous for this I’m going to be sad

jiggalopuff:

what the fuck
jiggalopuff:

what the fuck

jiggalopuff:

what the fuck

sixpenceee:

sixpenceee:

unexplained-events:

Last Meals of Inmates on Death Row

Single black olive with a pit in it


WOW! 
sixpenceee:

sixpenceee:

unexplained-events:

Last Meals of Inmates on Death Row

Single black olive with a pit in it


WOW! 
sixpenceee:

sixpenceee:

unexplained-events:

Last Meals of Inmates on Death Row

Single black olive with a pit in it


WOW! 
sixpenceee:

sixpenceee:

unexplained-events:

Last Meals of Inmates on Death Row

Single black olive with a pit in it


WOW! 
sixpenceee:

sixpenceee:

unexplained-events:

Last Meals of Inmates on Death Row

Single black olive with a pit in it


WOW! 
sixpenceee:

sixpenceee:

unexplained-events:

Last Meals of Inmates on Death Row

Single black olive with a pit in it


WOW! 
sixpenceee:

sixpenceee:

unexplained-events:

Last Meals of Inmates on Death Row

Single black olive with a pit in it


WOW! 
sixpenceee:

sixpenceee:

unexplained-events:

Last Meals of Inmates on Death Row

Single black olive with a pit in it


WOW! 

sixpenceee:

sixpenceee:

unexplained-events:

Last Meals of Inmates on Death Row

Single black olive with a pit in it

WOW! 

diggly:

mamacastiel:

why does this have 32k notes? it’s just a picture of a knife in a ranch bottle, is there some unspoken joke that 32 thousand people share? what is going on here, i dont get it. it’s just a picture of a knife in a ranch bottle. is there some spiritual connection people have to this picture? is there some ominous and mystical reasoning that this has 32 thousand notes? do people reblog this because it makes them look like some indie blogger? or is there just something funny to this? someone please explain

no one tell him

(Source: zero1infinity)

cosmictuesdays:

nadiacreek:

coelasquid:

deformutilated:

Fudge recipe on a headstone

I feel like I should make this just to be able to say a dead person taught me how to make it. Maybe I’ll do it for Halloween.

I desperately hope that she spent her entire life telling people that they could have her fudge recipe “over my dead body.”

That last comment is absolutely worth reblogging.